Everything Is Best
When Banzan was walking through a market he overheard a conversation between a butcher and his customer.
"Give me the best piece of meat you have," said the customer.
"Everything in my shop is the best," replied the butcher. "You cannot find here any piece of meat that is not the best."
At these words Banzan became enlightened.
(Zen Koan)
Lemon
If life gives you a lemon, don't be mad about it. And don't make a lemonade, it is a gay solution. Persuade your friends to get salt and tequila and organize a party.
(lečki_mrav, Vukajlija, If you want that fate smiles to you, giggle her, 2012)